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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Appendix cancer cases on the rise in youngsters: 5 early signs that go unnoticed - Times of India
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Ford Stock Rises After Strong May Sales. The Pain Is Coming. - Barron's
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Mariners set return date for ace Logan Gilbert - The Seattle Times
No way
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Swimming world body to banish athletes and supporters of doping-fueled event in Las Vegas - AP News
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
No go.
The influencer whose tweet led to a ban on disposable vapes - BBC
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Bessent Emerging as a Contender to Succeed Fed’s Powell - Bloomberg
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
According to Scientists, This Is the Most Important Thing To Restore Your Gut Health - SciTechDaily
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share office space ...
Loons and Moons
Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Everyone loved it.
How does Arab culture and values differ from western culture and values?
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What is your review of viloi.com? (viloi.com review).
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Another attempt resulted in ...